New Year, New Job, New Look?????

IT IS TIME.....
for those reading, you will hear FESTIVAL OF THE LION KING in your head when you read that. Didn't you?
You should have, however, moving on.
I haven't changed my glasses in 4 years, IT IS TIME.
Sorry. :( couldn't resist
However, my current glasses, which I AM STILL IN LOVE WITH although they are worn well, need to be retired.
I LOVE them, I get complimented DAILY on them. Truly, they are amazing.
I purposely spent time planning and searching for exactly what I wanted.
When I was hired by Walt Disney, I made it known from day 1, I AM GETTING D&G GLASSES. I knew I would have a job that would afford me to do it so that was what I was going to do. I could imagine them in my head, it was INCREDIBLE.
I bought them and was DELIGHTED.
Times have changed let me assure you. When I was younger, they practically had to TIE my glasses onto my head.
When I grew older, I started to appreciate them. I tried contacts, I tried NOT wearing them but I ALWAYS went back to wearing them and now, I wouldn't be caught DEAD without them.
Now, after 4 years of these beauties, they are about t retire.

So, I have booked the appointment at the Optometrist, I have tried on frames, even came up with 2 pairs I LOVE. Did I mention I didn't realize one of them are MEN'S FRAMES???
DO I CARE?
I want to have what I LOVE.
The place I tried them on failed to tell me they have a BUY 1 GET 1 program......
WHO'S GETTING BOTH PAIRS????????