Currently -37 C here in Canada.....need something to warm me up

Holy CRAP folks.......I can't imagine living anywhere U can literally be told......DO NOT let any of your extremities out or they will freeze???
REALLY??
With this in mind as I proceed to work for a quick meeting and then return home, only to return to work for 3:30.......
These have made me SMILE so much this morning.....my cheeks hurt.
Perhaps I will want to fix THAT prior to leaving the house.