I am WAY TO OLD for this shit!!

OK so yesterday was a RAINING and pretty crappy day at the park!! My day....well it started out that I was SUPPOSE to cover a shift from 11-6pm.......so then we start our day at LE CELLIER with ONE call out......Nitza has been pretty sick so that was COOL!! I am waiting for Melissa to arrive to take over Greeting and then I would be seating for the rest of the day!! She shows up, stays for a whole 1/2 hour.......thinks she is going to THROW UP and has to LEAVE!! Well, who is the GREETER now? You guessed it!! VERY GOOD!! Your paying attention at least!!
So, then I am asked if I wouldn't mind staying till 7!! Sure thing, I LOVE working extra hours and with Disney not giving me a full 8 hour shift....it was better then nothin!! So, we continue on with our day...Erin is assigning and we ROCK together!! Apparently I make her PEE her pants....not sure WHY but I do!! Great to know though...may use THAT at a later time!!
So, then Don( manager) asks Erin if I would stay LATER....NOT ME......LOVE IT!! NO BALLS!! So then I decide that SURE I will stay...use and ABUSE me as I ALWAYS say.......managed to walk outta there at 9:30pm.....ya let's talk about that shall we!!
OH did I mention that there was a BASEBALL game going on AFTER WORK......I play for the Canadian team of COURSE and we were playing ODF( OUTDOOR FOODS) and they were talking SMACK all week about how they were bringing Cubans in to STACK thier team and that we were SCREWED!!
I got home from work, showered and changed and got my Canadian gear on and left for the field! OH went to the store to get some "POPS" for the game of course!!
Arrive at the field.....there are 2 COMPLETE teams for ODF and then there was only 2 CANADIANS!! MAGICAL!!
So then we get there and EVERYONE from ODF is freaking out cause there are only 2 of us.......needless to say I was PISSED at my fellow Canadians that were talking SHIT and never showed up!!
In the end........we got 7 of us and KICKED THIER ASS!! Ya you heard me!! Canadians don't need ALOT OF PEOPLE to play ball!! And WHO was out in Right Field....you guessed it!! YOUR FRIEND TRACEY!!
WE ROCK!! ODF.......BLOW ME you big bunch of WANKERS!! BA HA HA